Puppets and Pills

  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
  • me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day

ianbrooks:

Creatures from El by Ellen Jewett

Ellen’s fantastical creatures reside in the outer realms of imagination, given wings of metal, clay, and acrylic paint though their gorgeous if slightly grotesque forms look just as real as the animals they were conjured from. All her sculptures are available at her etsy, though you can commission your own mythical or real beast.

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dollybonez: holybat: madziontist: plithith: The 15 minute rule would make so much of my life better. ^ YES If only some of the people in my life would read this This is perfect. I wonder if I would Get in trouble for printing this and placing on the bed. But seriously this is accurate on all essence of the word. The only person who actually does most of these is my best friend 

dollybonez:

holybat:

madziontist:

plithith:

The 15 minute rule would make so much of my life better.

^ YES

If only some of the people in my life would read this

This is perfect.

I wonder if I would Get in trouble for printing this and placing on the bed. But seriously this is accurate on all essence of the word. The only person who actually does most of these is my best friend 

(Source: planetofthefakes)